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| confuciousconfusing |
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| manillascissor wrote: | swine flu babysittin'. fuck yeah! \m/  \m/ |
FAIL^^^^^^
Where is your question Manilla 
did the swine flu get you? 
2 Fails (manilla and rose) on the same page What has happened to this thread?...(oh look I made up for your questions I have 3 now answer them ALL whoever is next)
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| some pumpkins |
| Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:45 am |
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his is also on the roof. i have terrible aim.
twice.
this thread just got back from a long vacation, and has jetlag.
what's with this woody woodpecker? what is he, some sort of instigator?
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| some pumpkins |
| Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:48 am |
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he had a tough childhood.
why does it rain, rain, rain down on utopia?
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| last_rose_of_summer |
| Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:50 pm |
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| confuciousconfusing wrote: | | Where is your question rose??? |
hahahaha!! oopsie! 
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| last_rose_of_summer |
| Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:52 pm |
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because utopia needs to take a cold shower
what are tortilla chips made of?
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| confuciousconfusing |
| Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 12:40 am |
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school paste that is spread out on baking sheets and baked till hardened
what's the big secret?
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| last_rose_of_summer |
| Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:35 pm |
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the secret is that microwave ovens are going to someday take over the world
what causes carpal tunnel syndrome?
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| blueczarina |
| Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 7:30 pm |
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stepping over carpet tunnels
who exactly is this Jack O'Lantern and does he pay his taxes?
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| last_rose_of_summer |
| Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:24 pm |
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he is a lonely poet on the edge of insanity and he does not have to pay taxes because he is the king of the IRS
what is the real meaning of Halloween?
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| confuciousconfusing |
| Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:22 pm |
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Well let's see hallow..almost like hollow, so it was someone's lousy hidden way of saying not solid...and ween...is short for the male tool they have for poking the ladies
What's a life saver?
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| last_rose_of_summer |
| Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:37 pm |
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a tool that is used to work on cars
what fruit flavors are in Juicy Fruit gum?
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| confuciousconfusing |
| Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 5:06 pm |
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pink green blue purple orange red yellow black and white
mmmm tasty
what's inside a raindrop?
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| Arthur |
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Baby Buddha. It was 2,500 years ago he was last seen, so now it's time to return to earth. At the counter, he bought a ticket for the wrong public transport, though.
Why do people divorce?
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| some pumpkins |
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because the person behind the counter called their number and they didn't want to lose their place in line.
am i ever gonna get it?
(that's a loaded question)
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| last_rose_of_summer |
| Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 3:44 am |
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you're gonna get it alright..... gonna get a fortune cookie that says "you will find some ketchup in a bottle"
how did they come up with the name "febreze"?
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| some pumpkins |
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after many attempts at getting opinions from various focus groups across america, uruguay, and ghetto's across the world... they went with febreze. let's break down why... "fe" is slang for "for" (appealing to the ghetto folk) and "breeze" stands for "a breath of fresh air." and who doesn't love a breath of fresh air?
scotch anyone?
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| last_rose_of_summer |
| Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 11:41 pm |
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to get to the other side
why do they make potato chip bags out of plastic?
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| Arthur |
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For the same reason that Hiroshima got bombed in WWII.
Now, where did my 1 million Euro lottery prize go to?
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| manillascissor |
| Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 5:22 am |
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M.C. Esher took it.
Is Charles Barkley funny?
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| confuciousconfusing |
| Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:34 pm |
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yes funny looking
how are marshmallows made?
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| blueczarina |
| Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 4:13 am |
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basically some mischievous fairies chopped a chunk out of Stay Puft Marshmallow Man while he was passed out by a tree. and then they ate some of it and thought this is good we could make money off of this. so they sold the rest to Kraft for a pile of cash and a trip to Venice. and Kraft figured out how to mass produce the marshiness and have been selling it since. and i guess Stay Puft was going to sue, because it was his ass but he settled for an undisclosed sum and a large supply of Jet Puffed Marshmallow creme. i guess he thinks he tastes good too. he is kind of a freak.
what is Dancing with the Stars?
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| last_rose_of_summer |
| Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 2:08 am |
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it is a secret plot to take over the world
what is an apple?
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| some pumpkins |
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| blueczarina wrote: | basically some mischievous fairies chopped a chunk out of Stay Puft Marshmallow Man while he was passed out by a tree. and then they ate some of it and thought this is good we could make money off of this. so they sold the rest to Kraft for a pile of cash and a trip to Venice. and Kraft figured out how to mass produce the marshiness and have been selling it since. and i guess Stay Puft was going to sue, because it was his ass but he settled for an undisclosed sum and a large supply of Jet Puffed Marshmallow creme. i guess he thinks he tastes good too. he is kind of a freak.
what is Dancing with the Stars? |
time out.
wait for night time to come. take a bunch of lsd. go to the local park. lay down on your back and look up at the stars. let the dancing begin!
time in.
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| blueczarina |
| Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 9:03 am |
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that's pretty much what Stay Puft was doing when he passed out by a tree. ^^
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| confuciousconfusing |
| Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 4:14 pm |
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how do they make sine flu vaccines?
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